if u wanna be my lover, buy me things, buy me lots of things, and have a big dick

electricband:

Iā€™m still laughing at this

(Source: hirymes, via eliaes)

feeling ugly and insecure sucks bro

harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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(via eliaes)

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

(via circumcising)

gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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(Source: gorilluz, via heartless)