Anonymous:  Watch you hook up with a guy and actually hate it

i sure as hell ain’t gonna get with a girl tho

i literally just forgot i’m 19

Anonymous:  I haven't sucked dick in 5 months. How do I cope?

I haven’t sucked a dick in 19 years I think you can do it

a potato flew around my room

Anonymous:  Have you ever thought about being a gigolo/stripper? I'd definitley pay you to grind all over me

no

based-bae:

I just wanna chill and listen to good music… and give u head

(via morningsuns)