i feel like dying my hair a crazy color like blue or lilac or some platinum shit or something and having fun and people who have crazy colored hair seem like they have a lot of fun and they all look good i wanna join the club

Anonymous:  Please buy artists music. They have worked so hard on their records, and it sucks that they don't Get paid for it. :)

bitch they get paid plenty ok i do not so i deserve to treat myself

me: tells friend i have 2 tickets to vevo fanfest so we should go

her: my mom probably won’t let me :/

me: …….you’re 20 years old…..


my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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